After having dug to a depth of 50 feet last year, Mexican scientists found traces of copper wire dating back 100 years and came to the conclusion that their ancestors already had a telephone network more than 100 years ago.

Not to be outdone by the Mexicans, in the weeks that followed, Texans scientists dug to a depth of 75 feet, and shortly after, headlines in the Houston newspapers read:

"Texas archaeologists have found traces of 200 year old copper wire and have concluded that their ancestors already had an advanced high-tech communications network a hundred years earlier than the Mexicans."

One week later, the "Standing Rock Sioux Tribal Council", in its Reservation newsletter reported the following:

"After digging as deep as 90 feet in wash beds near Bear Soldier District, Casper One Horse, a self taught archeologist, reported that he found absolutely nothing.

One Horse has therefore concluded that 300 years ago Natives had already gone wireless."